It's time to spill mama's! My three-nager poops his pants daily and this one time instead of me pre-washing his undies by hand, I waved the lazy flag and threw them...

I don't care if you're rockin' that fluffy mom bod, sporting massive muscles in true #fitmom form or ditching that spare tire and set of love handles for jeans you wore in high school. BE YOU, DO YOU, FOR YOU, remember!?!

...So ladies, for baby number one... As a general rule, do not go to the hospital until the contractions fucking hurt and trust me, they will!!!

Money is such a taboo subject. No one actually wants to admit that they want more of it. Why!?! Because money buys 'things' and we've all been raised that being materialistic is shameful...